A letter from the Magistrate...

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Dear XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX,

Today, Janurary XX in 20XXX, I wanted to write to you and let you know that your XXXXX is almost ready to XXXXX. Its been XXXXX since we XXXXX and the time is right for yet another XXXXX, XXXXXX and in the XXXXXXX. Im so XXXXX that you have agreed to XXXX me and am looking forward to XXXXXXXX next XXXXXXX.

I also wanted to XXXXXX that every time I XXXXX, I cant help but remember the time we XXXXXXX with your XXXXXX and the brother's Mario. Remember when XXXXX told us that you couldn't XXXXXXX with the XXXXXXX? That shit was epic! We XXXXXXXed for days at that XXXXXX.

Oh how time XXXX. It seems like only XXXXXXXXXXX we were XXXXXXXX with the XXXXXXX over at the olde XXXXXXXXX. Oh how you have XXXXXXX over the years. Ill always XXXXXXXXXXX those days with a XXXX in my heart.

Please XXXXXX me, I XXXX you terribly.
ScXXX HXXksoX

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