Things I have NOT seen in Italy....

...Olive Garden
Spaghetti Factory
Buca Di Bepo's
coffee that comes in a cup bigger than 5 ounces
Starbucks
Burger King
Pizza Hut
Taco Bell
Tortillas for that matter
Lowered Honda Civics
Lifted Monster Trucks
airbrush art
those tee shirts where it looks like you are nude when wearing them
hipsters on track bikes
tie dye (sorry Professor)
DeadHead stickers on old volkswagons
hyper-colour (I seriously thought I would by now)
greazy diners by the highway (bummer)
the ice cream man
$9.00 pulled pork sandwhiches
the inside of a porta poty
billboards advertising Jesus


and I'm left missing 'Merica a little bit....