Monday, February 22, 2010

Photographic Evidence of the previous post...

These are the Rice Kids, Carson throwing an impressive devil horns through the glow stick rings complete with extended tongue, Aubrey representing the West Side, or Left Coast as I like to call it, behind him. With a ridiculously gleeful me, and a sneaky Romel "Smoke" Montellano lurking about in the back.





This is Cousin and her new dude Jacobo (pronounced Ha-ko-bo, Spanish for Jake) I like them alot. They like plants alot. Cousin admits to "booty-dancing" on certain Fridays while in college, something she physically reminisces when drinking plum wine. Note the evidence of the Sake Bomb under her right elbow - oh its on!








Romel.... kinda like a Puerto Rican Chuck Norris meets a Philipino Liberace in a very "hey-lets-make-people-feel-uncomfortable-and-watch-them-squirm-a-little kinda way. I love this guy.


As if this pic was not enough for you sailors out there, Tammy also comes from a long line of people who, like Gene Simmons of KISS fame, do not have the little thing under their tongues to keep it from extending like a cow at the salt-lick.

In the words of Lennon - "I am the Walrus."
koo koo ka choooo.


I often wonder what life would have been like if my first experience with beer had not been in an overheated garage in the deserts outside Los Angeles but in a classy well lit sushi restaurant, or instead of Miller Light it had been delicious Sapporo or perhaps Kirin, and instead of a measly 12 ounces it had been a then colossal to my little hands 22oz bottle, barely able to grip the thing in anticipation of the delicious nectar filling my gullet. Thank god the rice kids will not have to relive this mistake.

Of course I'm kidding. This picture was staged and I in no way consider teen (or pre-teen in Philip's case) drinking to be anything less than a terrible step in the wrong direction. It surely will lead to a downward spiral of illicit behaviours followed by a lifetime of addiction to chemicals and worst of all......."cigaretting" a national travesty affecting so many of America's youth today.
Thanks again for an awesome night you guys,
S.
Say NO to cigaretting!

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